Funny Shayari

Garaj Baras Pyaasi Dharti Par
Phir Paani De Maula
Boss Ko Shakal Aur In Ladkon Ko
Thodi Si Akal De Maula

Hum To Mar Gaye Teri Ek Hi Hasi Per Zalim
Aagar Marna Tha To Muskurana Kya Zaruri Tha
Chalo Muskuraye To Muskuraye
Lakin Kya Us Se Pahle Tumahara Brush Karna Zaruri Nahi Tha

Jo Romeo Ne Juliet Se Kaha
Jo Laila Ne Majnoo Se Kaha
Jo Adam Ne Eve Se Kaha
Hum Aap Se Kehete Hai
Pls Kal Brush Kar Lena

Zindigi Ke Safar Mein
Kisi Rah Mein

Kisi Dagar Mein
Koi Mile To Usse

Apna Bana Lo(G/f)
Use Dil Mein Basa Lo

Kyuki Musafir Hai Ye Zindgi
Aaj Hai Kal Ho Na Ho

Nahi Hota Aagar Ye Kam Mujhse Kaho
Main Hu Na Aani Gf Bhi Mujhe De Do

Yaron Mera Avatar Kaisa Hona Chahiye
Aisa Jo Meri Personality Ko Suit Karna Chahiye
Main Soch Soch Kar Pareshaan Ho Gaya
Isliye Tumse Main Puchne Aaya

Teri Tasvir Humne Ghar Mein Saja Rakhi Hai
Uske Hone Se Deevare Khander Nazar Aati Hai
Meri Khatir Ek Kaam To Kiya Karo
Kamse Kam Subah Muh To Dho Liya Karo

Yashomati Maiya Se Puche Nandlala
Yashomati Maiya Se Puche Nandlala
Kya Aaya Naya Ujala
Char Boondon Wala

Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya
Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya
Banna Tha Jiska Baap
Uska Mama Bana Diya

Chandni Raat Mein,
Hathon Mein Hath,
Peeche Se Padi,
Gadhi Ki Laat.

Kaise Bataoon Ke Tum Meri Kaun Ho
Agar Main Walls Ice Cream Hu To Tum Meri Cone Ho

Tum Mere Aangan Ki Banyaan Tree Ho
Tumhi Meri Gateway Of India Tumhi Chowpatty Ho

Tum Hi Battlegun Tum Churi Tum Talwaar Ho
Tum Hi Darji Ke Dukaan Me Latki Hui Dhoti Salwaar Ho

Tum Hi Meri Nike Shoes Tum Hi Football Ho
Tum Hi Meri Toy Car Robot Tum Hi Japanese Doll Ho

Tum Air India Ki Wo Flight Ho Jo Waqt Pe Nahi Miilti
Najane Kyu Tum Har Baat Pe Has Haske Ho Hilti

Tum Hi Dd News Tum Hi Zee News Tum Hi Bbc News Ho
Tum Aisi Tubelight Ho Jo Hamesha Rehti Fuse Ho

Tum Meri Scooter Meri Esteem Meri Rocket Launcher Bhi Tum
Tum Nimbi Paanitum Meetha Pan Tum Hi Ho Bubble Gum

Tum Ramu Ki Dukaan Me Rs5 Ko Milne Wali Wada Pav Ho
Tum Shaamu Dudh Wale Ki  Sabse Favourite Cow Ho

Tum Kashmir Tum Manali Tum Hi Meri Shimla Ho
Bhagwaan Ne Bheja Tumhe Taaki Mera Deemag Dheela Ho

Tum Hi Malai Maarke Ek Special Cutting Chai Ho
Kaise Batau Tumh Ki Asal Me Tum Kasai Ho