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Apple Kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,

Joote khata hoon wife se.


Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye


Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?


Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon



Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali


Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya


Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya


Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do



Yeh tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya


Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna


Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye


(you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song)
Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gaya


Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow



Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi


Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai



Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

(another version)
Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,

Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.



Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli
Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla


Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar
Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar


Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.


Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal



Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon


Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??


Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon


Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai
Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.


Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya

Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.





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